AHHH CRAPPY CRAPPITY Crapshoot i always forget to update this thing.

Buuuttt yes. I will be updating it eventually, when winter break comes up. So until then here's.. a clip from batman thheeee cartoon series.

http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=5fanbazxvf

thee end.

A new D/Hr fic I'm working on. Set ten years after DH. Does not correspond with DH epilogue, durh.

Title: Mercy, Mercy
Author: andbehinddoor47 or emote rellish @ ff.net
Rating: M for sex and language
Genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: They insist he's changed. Hermione insists he's still the same. When Hermione's friendships begin deteriorating, a Ministry retreat at Malfoy Manor is the last thing she needs. (1 Chapter/6,900 words/In Progress)
Excerpt: Perhaps she should have taken those lightly disguised warnings a little more seriously because despite all her musings on the fortitude of Harry’s optimism, she was fairly certain she was becoming his only exception.

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( The manor’s doors had opened of their own resolve and were now slowly closing in some pathetic attempt at appearing foreboding because God forbid someone try to use the handles to yank them open. )

I redid my layout and finally finished this dramione fanfic I started working on five years ago. Hollerback. More deets below.

Title: This and Here
Author: andbehinddoor47 or emote rellish @ ff.net
Rating: M for sex and language
Genre: Romance/Humor
Summary: At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. (10 Chapters/50,000+ words/Completed)
Excerpt: If only he'd had a normal upbringing, maybe he would know what to talk about in situations like these. God, instead of playing tag or hide and seek like normal children, Draco had spent most of his childhood making his house elves do stupid things to entertain him, like translating the French anthem into German, or counting the number of fisheries on the East coast of Africa.

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( Once, he had managed to convince Crabbe and Goyle that the Fountain of Youth lay somewhere on the Malfoy property and at promptly three in the morning, the Manor was woken up with whoops of success as the boys went streaking through the sprinklers. )

POTCPOTCPOTC!!!

so since i am probably the last person on LJ to watch this movie, was it only me who caught the connection between the random witchcraft woman and Davey Jones?

SPOILERS AHEAD DAMN YOU.
( I AM FIVE THOUSAND LIGHTYEARS BEHIND DAMNIT )

First thought that crossed my mind when the series ended:

( Aww, you crazy, crazy Bristows )

GUESS WHAT I AM DOING!! Sarkney for the 100drabbles challenge. Why? Because there are no deadlines and it is drabbles. And because I need to preserve some flame of hope for Sarkney.

( MASTER TABLE )

Edited later because I forgot to mention it: Was it just me who found it very strange that the Yule Ball was basically just a multi-culti pride festival? The Patil twins wearing traditional Indian garb, CHO CHANG BUSTING OUT THE CHINESE DRESS?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! WHAT?!?!?! IS?!?!?!? THISSS?!?!!

( AWESOMEEEEEEEEE )

Does anybody know whether Sark is returning for the next season? I HAVE BEEN TOTALLY OUT OF THE LOOP. I FEEL LIKE A DEAD BODY TAKING UP SPACE IN THE ALIAS FANPOOL.

ALLLLLIIIIIIIIAAAASSSSSSSSSSS.

Soo.. MAJOR SPOILERS BEHIND THE CUT.

( Some of you might have already figured it out, but.. )

So I saw Batman Begins, Bewitched and War of the Worlds, but not all at once of course. I would have to the say the best part about watching all three of those movies was this ONE boy.
( Hm. HOT, in one word. )

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! GIP!!!!!

And I watched Constantine and Be Cool this weekend. And Alias. HAHA, don't get me started. Uhm..

( BAHAHAHAHA, oh I wish I'd seen Robots instead.. )

Main thought on A Man of His Word-

"I ate his liver with a bit of fava beans and a nice chianti."

( Ugh. UGH UGH UGH. )

AH, YES. It is several days late, which I apologize for, but it is done, and after this I have to retreat to my hole where I will do homework until my fingers eventually absorb into the pencil. Btw, I LOVED the requests because winter is by far the most pacifying thing to write about. Anyways, on with the fic.

for nicblue0707

Title: the Sandcastle Effect
Rating: PG
Length: 3,815 words
Timeline: AU after Season four's Detente
Summary: After Sark's release from CIA custody, he confronts Sydney in his search for closure. Instead, she offers him salvation.
Requests:
Must have: at least one "Get Smart" reference, a (winter) mission in Scandinavia (when it is dark all the time)
Cannot have: babies and/or marriage for Sark; Lauren

( In the end, it will suffice. )

I didn't really know what to think of this episode. =/

( Alias Detente episode recap )

FINALLY, ICON META, COMPLETED! COME PICK UP YOUR ICONS, HOs.
And btw they took me QUITE a long time to make. QUITE. QUIIITEEE. JUST in case you were all wondering how long it took.. =D

( ICON META ICON META IT IS DONE! )

Okay, so I just HAVE TO give my two cents about Alias last night, because OH LORD, that car-dealership fight scene? HA! It was like laser tag for Vaughn and Sydney. LASER TAG.
( Alias is perhaps as exciting as a one legged french prostitute.. )

HALLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN.

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!





YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Well, today I went to see the Grudge. Plotwise, it wasn't too peachy, but HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN MY ENTIRE FREAKING LIFE. IT WAS SO. FREAKING. SCARY. DON'T GO SEE IT OR YOU'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR EVER.
IT WAS LIKE, non-stop scare-fest. and that's all i have to say about that because writing about it requires thinking about it and I am too scared to do that. =D

DAVID ANDERS = SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS TALKING ABOUT CCs OF URINE IN OLD LADY'S BODY. OH. HUBBA. HUBBA.

Another Sarkney collage, because I'm on a roooolll. But this one is more of a-- read my fic titled Potent-- sort of collage. And of course it's Sarkney. =D

Artist's notes: it's kind of supposed to be summarizing the last half of the story. my plan is to make a wallscroll that just summarizes Potent using a bunch of manips, but it'll take a while to make that.. =/

( 500 x 400, untitled Sarkney collage 2 )